This is how not to get friends...

This is not how you get me to accept your request. As if yesterday's namecalling and ranting didn't already seal the deal.
Nope.
As much as me and my friends would enjoy to read your ramblings out loud, I don't think I have time or energy to waste on this people who is only trying to harass me.
Get a hobby, or spend as much time planning your OCs, as you spend on trolling people.

Sorry, mate. I am declining this request.